all of these things in one house? you’d NEVER leave. I’ll make it happen, or die trying!

1.An entire room dedicated to sleepovers with a fireplace and 50″ projection screen

2.This ultra secret bedroom closet waterslide that leads to a luxurious indoor pool

3.A relaxing ceiling hammock for lazy naps

4.A swimming pool that doubles as a home theater

5.A kitchen trap door, leading to a huge underground wine cellar (and all the fine, vintage wines I’ll own)

 6.A secret agent-like popup garage that you’ll show off to every guest

7.A staircase that doubles as a slide for me…I mean the kids

8. An actual creek that flows peacefully under the house

9.An enormous, luxurious waterfall shower & bath

 10.

This summer-ready swim-up bar and gril