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My Birthday Madness

oooooh garrrrsh! i can easily say that this was the BEST birthday ever!
Although my birthday is the 15th of august, i was instructed by my other half to be up at 8am as she wanted to take me somewhere special. Little did i know that outside my house, my best friends were all waiting for me outside along with what can only be described as a hired disabled bus. Among the guilty arty was rebecca knight, stinkabell, goldielocks and dj tanzanite.

I wont lie, i was stunned. you can find all the gory graphic evidence of that by clicking HERE

on the bus, i had no idea where we were all going, and apparently, neither did the bus driver…
After circling round london THRICE. we finally got to our destination! THORPE PARK!

(now i KNOW i look like im doing some off key leg movements here, but I was
it was an awesome day! we laughed, we cried and it rained, but it was awesome all the the same and the best birthday Ive EVER had… but it didnt stop there!

DAY 2! the ACTUAL birthday!

the day consisted of constant drinking, And I honestly didnt plan anything to happen, but as the evening loomed my friends returned, instinctively knowing that then theres a birthday, theres alcohol! (and bbq meats.)

the same faces and a few more joined the festivities and being the lightweight that I am, Im thankful that someone was taking photos to refresh my memory on what exactly happened.

OH and check out what my lil bro ed sheeran got me! my first acoustic guitar!

He’s set the bar REALLY high in the birthday gift department but i will not be out done! any birthday gift ideas to give the edster will be well appreciated lol

Performing At The 100th Issue Rwd Party With Ed Sheeran

So the other night my little bro ed sheeran invited me to spit a few bars on one of his songs at Rwd mags 11th issue launch. on the line up was mista jam, dj yasmin, tinie tempah and eddy. the night was propper sick and it was good to leave my damn studio for once and see a bunch of familiar faces! The Night was hosted by royal elastics and I was lucky enough to grab one of their exclusive rwd X royal elastic tees! (thanks chewy!)

Apple Plans to Make a Touch Screen Imac


How do you make an iMac desktop that doubles as a multitouch tablet? If you’re Apple: just like this. Why can’t the future be now already?

The patent above, unearthed by Patently Apple, shows off Apple’s plans to bring together its desktop and tablet lines. Which explains how Mac OS X and iOS might actually live in harmony someday.

Here’s how it would work: sensors would indicate whether the display was oriented vertically for desktop mode, then would automagically go into tablet mode when brought horizontal Or a touch sensor could be implemented to determine how the display is being grasped. The patent covers both desktop and notebook devices.

As with all patents, who knows whether this is technology that will actually come to light or if Apple just filed it defensively to protect their IP. What we can so for sure is that there’s a very definite want for this—from me, at least!—and unless Mac OS X eventually disappears, it’s the best way to bring Apple’s two operating systems together in harmony.

The Classy Porno Bed

classy porn! haha

The latest entrant into the ever growing family of luxury beds is the InDecent Bed from the Gallery of Wonderful. The name “InDecent” most probably comes from the fact that they hand-stitch an image of the owners making love onto the bed’s headboard. The image looks like a patterned mosaic when viewed from close, but when you take a look from a distance, you can clearly see the raunchy affair. The custom made bed costs a whopping £50,000 (approx. $77,150) and for the price, they offer a custom photoshoot in Los Angeles with a top glamour photographer – Sante D’Orazio, Guido Argentina or Warwick Saint. After the photoshoot, they airbrush the image and stitch it into the headboard in a range of individual colored panels. This tedious process takes more than three months to complete.
If £50,000 sounds a bit too much for you, they also have the standard model in limited edition, which costs £9,000 (approx. $13,880). This limited edition InDecent Bed features on its headboard a sexy image of a blonde glamour girl taken by Sante D’Orazio. Hand crafted and produced in England from pristine Oak, the InDecent Bed comes finished with a high gloss paint. Only 25 examples of the InDecency bed will be offered for sale.

via bornrich

xbox + ps3? the ps360!


Apparently impressed by the stunning success (and $157 winning bid) of his earlier Wii64, the modder who goes by the name n8bog is back with another brute-force console hybrid, this time shoving an entire Xbox 360 in with PS3 . We wouldn’t say it’s a perfect fit, as there’s been a rather large hole cut into the front to allow access to the tray, and that HDD just laying on top of the DVD-ROM looks a bit precarious, but if you have a hankerin’ for something Microsoft but prefer the look of something Sony (or just really like gratuitous neon)

Gmail’s ‘Undo Send’ Lets You Recall E-mail Up to 30 Seconds After Sending


Now, for those who have Gmail’s ‘Undo Send’ feature enabled (and head to Labs if you don’t), the ‘general’ tab under settings has been recently equipped with a drop-down menu, letting the regretful now cancel e-mails up to 30 seconds after they were initially sent. Although 30 seconds may seem paltry, it can be a lifesaver to those suddenly beset with sloth-related guilt. In the meantime, check this out.

Iron Man Modified Xbox 360


Even tony stark gets down with a bit of gaming every now and then, and what better way to do it then with the iron man modded xbox 360 with A FULLY WORKING ARC REACTOR!

Zachariah Perry Cruse, a 19 year old sculpture student, is the video game-playing Tony Stark behind this mod, capturing the Iron Man essence (or at least color pallet) with red plastic, gold chrome, and blue LEDs. Good thing the real Iron Man can’t RROD.

Cruse put the mod up for auction on Ebay, where it currently stands at $300, with one bid. In the item’s description he covers the basics and also lets on that the Xbox’s 120GB hard drive bears a Stark Industries label. That, my friends, is attention to detail.

The Xbox 360 S 250GB hard drive


Yeah, you thought you were so clever waiting for the 4GB Xbox 360 to come out. A mere $199, while all your sucker friends had already sprung the $299 for the hard drive-equipped model. You thought you could live a happy, fulfilling life swapping thumb drives and carefully cropping your download collection. But you can’t, can you? Night sweats, day sweats, you’ve got it bad. You need a hard drive, and now Microsoft’s got a $130 250 gigger just for your wreck of a self. The drive has started popping up in GameStop stores and on GameStop.com, and while Microsoft still hasn’t actually officially announced the accessory, when has that stopped you before?