Some Genius over at American Apparel discovered a way of making perfectly decent girls expose the wonderful junks in their trunks by holding a ‘best bottom” competition, shout out to Example for the heads up! see more HERE


Author: Jovel
The iTable
New Show – Guy Chambers Presents: Orgazmatron
Keyboard jeans.
Im not sure if id rock a pear, but the geek in me would disown me for saying they’re not cool. They’re designed by a guy named Erik De Nijs and as you can see, have a fully operational, BLUETOOTH enabled keyboard sewn in. Along with that there’s also build in speakers and get this, they’ve even got a ‘joystick controller’ just behing the front zipper lol.


The Plectrums of Destiny!
If you’ve ever seen me about, there’s a 99.9% chance I would have been wearing this around my neck, making it proudly swing from side to side as if it were one of baby’s 1.5 million dollar chains. probably the most obvious reason for plectrums around my neck is for when I’m at my show about to play a song with guitar, i can just snap one off rather than spend a good five minutes on pocket fumbling, but in actuality, there’s a much deeper (and nonsensical) reason. it is because they are no ordinary plectrums!! NO! they are the picks of DESTINY!!
Okay this is about to get stupid, but its honestly how I feel about it lol. Im not sure when it came about, or which friend I was with (sorry if your reading this!) but the very first day I attached the six multicoloured plectrums onto a vip card holder that I nicked from a qotsa gig, my friend exclaimed “AHH! THE PICKS OF DESTINY!” I asked him what the hell he was on about to which he stated “If you keep those exact picks on your neck, you’ll make it in this music world, but loose a single one, and it’ll all end that very year. Just like you probably would have, I said something along the lines of “errr, ok?” But then about a month later, the ONE time didnt wear it when I went to band practice, I broke 5 OUT OF 6 strings in 5 minutes!!! Im a STRONG believer of making your own fate and I’m not very superstitious at all, but anyone that knows anything about guitars know how near impossible it is to break, since that day I kinda latched on to my friends stupid ‘curse’ theory and yeah, there you have it; The Plectrums Of Destiny!

Art With Nail Gun, Mona Lisa In 90 seconds?
Im not sure if this is real or fake, either way its pretty awesome, check it out
Tiger Wood’s ‘Apology’
I he cheated once, with one woman, an apology would be in order. What he needs to do is keep quiet and stop embarrassing himself even further!
check it out
The 256GB Flash Drive
The New Barbie: Computer Software engineer??
When i saw this i couldn’t stop laughing. Barbies had a lot of jobs in her time here, but her 126th will be that of a…wait for it… computer software engineer! I bet she had independent women on repeat, gwarn barbie…
get the full scoop Here
Morph: The CRAZIEST moblie phone concept by nokia
This is a pretty old video, but its an absolute must see for anyone that hasn’t, i dont wanna spoil the viewing experience by explaining anything, just have a look for yourself





