Category: The Outdated Archive

All my super old but still amazing blog posts \(^-^)/

WTF?? Woman Steals Chicken And Hides It In Her…

Russia… what a place man…

Voina DIY Handbook.
Section 1. How to snatch chicken.
The tale of how one cunt fed the whole of the group Voina.
Activist of the group Voina named Vacuous Cunt With Inconceivably Huge Tits steals a chicken from a supermarket by hiding it in her vagina.
At the same time The Voina Activists assisted Cunt, showing the CCTV cameras and security guards their motto. FUCK WHORING YOURSELF! declared the Voina motto.

The Apple Magic Trackpad


So it’s real, and… it’s a trackpad. What seemed like it might have been pure rumor and some good Photoshopping just a short while ago has magically (ha ha!) transformed into reality. If you’re wondering what the Magic Trackpad is like to use — get ready for a shock. It feels just like using a slightly larger version of a MacBook or MacBook Pro pad. And we mean exactly, right down to the multitouch gestures and whole-pad click. Yes, it clicks. There’s also a new gesture, if you’re keeping track — a three-finger move that lets you drag windows around (very helpful), though you give up the functionality of being to navigate stuff like iPhoto galleries with a swipe. Not a huge loss, really. We’re going to be doing some serious testing with the new peripheral, but for now, feast your eyes on the pics below.

The Sunday Refix: Random Impulse X B.O.B – Airplanes

again this refix is pretty short, due to the amount of time making the music, but i really put heart into the words and o the playing of the lead guitar, so it may not be long, but its meaningful. well, to me anyway lol


I wont play it cool, this song was a NIGHTMARE to remake. replaying the guitar melodys were okay, but the drums…ugh, it makes me tired just thinking about how nuts they were to mix.

Super cool flashy light box thing!


bring a little more light to your desktop and give you something to stare at when the lights are out? This LED art cube might be what you’ve been looking for, as it sports 64 LEDs inside it, arranged in a 4x4x4 grid, and offers a variety of pre-programmed patterns that will help get things started. Of course, $100 does seem like quite a bit of money to pay for a bunch of lights to decorate your desktop, but you have to admit that it does look cool, and would be an interesting talking point for folks who drop by your home.

New Game! Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions

A mysterious artifact called the Tablet of Order and Chaos gets shattered into four pieces, creating problems with reality. A mystic within the Amazing Universe, who is confirmed to not be a current or former Sorcerer Supreme,[1] will tell Spider-Man how he can fix this, by going into three different dimensions (aside from his own), get help from the different Spider-Men in each dimension, and recover the tablet fragment in each.

Each dimensions’ Spider-Man has a unique fighting technique that distinguishes him from the others. Amazing Spider-Man of Earth-616 implements various web-attacks, such as web hammers and maces. Spider-Man Noir of Earth-7207 uses stealth tactics and timing to silently defeat his enemies. Spider-Man 2099 of Earth-928 is air driven, using high-flying acrobatics and his suits’ special abilities. Ultimate Spider-Man of Earth-1610 uses the powers of the symbiote suit to devastate hordes of enemies, generating symbiotic spikes and tendrils. Drawing on these qualities is a stylized “Spider Sense” for each Spiderman. Noir is based on stealth when your safely concealed in the shadows and thus invisible to your enemies the screen turns black and white, when your exposed in light the screen is colored in meaning someone can see you. Spiderman 2099 has the abillity to slow down time around him while he moves at normal speed allowing him to quickly dodge attacks such as lasers, Bombs or missiles.