Category: The Outdated Archive

All my super old but still amazing blog posts \(^-^)/

The Scope Watch

You’ve seen the movie Blade Runner, yes? Aka the greatest science fiction movie ever made? That’s the one. Even if you haven’t seen it, you’ve probably seen the scene where Harrison Ford is doing some police work and keeps saying “enhance. enhance.” Well that’s what’s going on here! He’d love this watch, this watch called the “Scope Watch” and it’s a total time tracker!

Behold the search-arrows as they run across the screen, stopping only when time is accessed! Stopping only when they’ve delivered the prize of ultimate time readout to you! You betcha.

Bzzt bzzt bzzt, enhance. Time reads 2am. Time to continue working on blog. Beep beep beep. Not only that, that fantastic feature, there’s several colors of watch you can choose from. All of them spectacularly sick!.

click HERE to buy!

T.O.T.B.C – Paul redmonds salad and soup party

today (2nd of may 2010) i went to my first salad and soup party – hardly the rock and roll lifestyle i was hoping to live but hey, the lemon and chicken soup was awesome ok!? lol.

paul’s a really really sick photographer in la who’s stuffs been in rolling stone, time, and InStyle magazine to say the least check out his stuff HERE

oh and his studios crazy:

How DO they make the wood all bendy like that?? (no sherlock lol)

Meeting The Creator of Heroes Tim Kring!

So Yesterday was a pretty fun day! almost as soon as i jumped off the plane i was dragged over to the guitar aficionado magazine and jaguar motors party.

I Was Totally SHATTERED, but thanks to a few cocktails named “the blast” and a few crazy-fresh-tuna-ice-cream-cone-type-things i was a ok!

Then i began doing my usual roaming and began talking with this one guy about music, children and bad guitar playing. He seemed pretty cool and after talking about my upcoming show in the viper rooms he seemed pretty egar to see me play live. I told him I could put him on the list and for his name. He gave a big sigh then said: “man, I only got 50 of these printed ever, take this.”

I watch heroes religiously…star struck much? fuck yes lol

The Desktop USB Microwave

If you spend a ton of time at your desk, the Desktop Microwave would be perfect for you.

The Desktop microwave comes from the mind of designer Steve Gates, who’s life goal is apparently to make everyone fat and deskbound, with a taste for microwaved food. Oh, wait. Isn’t that the America we know and love?

The Man That Hasnt Eaten In 70 Years??

According to the Telegraph, Prahlad Jani from India has been fasting for 70-years. He’s reportedly “sustained by a goddess who pours an ‘elixir’ through a hole in his palate.”

A hospital asked if he would mind staying there under survailance to be studied to which he agreed. Turns out that his brain is close to that of a healthy 25 yr old man and for as long as hes been there (six days) he hasn’t eaten, drank, or passed any urine since then! check the vid below!

Super Awesome Free Game! supermario crossover!

yes yes YES! retro gamers rejoice! this is eaily the most insane flash game ive ever seen in my life! the crazy people at exploding rabbits have added nintendo NES legendary characters like link from legend of zelda, samus from super metroid and megman to the original super mario bros game and my god it it addictive. Its a flash game so no need to download just click and get it orrrn!

HERE To PLAY!