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Top 5 “WTF” Burgers Ive Ever Seen

Ever Desired a Burger that would give you an instand heart attack? no? Me either… but if you DID these would certainly do the trick!

5. The Aussie
Named after Britons’ favourite import, The Aussie bookends its burger with a brioche bun.
It also contains roasted beetroot, lettuce, tomato and a fried egg.
Looking to be the healthiest option of the bunch, you might have trouble fitting your mouth around this wide boy.

4. The Double Toastie Burger
The Double Toastie is for those who can manage more than a single burger in one sitting and focuses on melding British-American tastes.
It consists of layers of beef patties, chorizo sausage and cheese held between cheddar-bacon toasties.
Doused with barbeque sauce to finish, you have to be committed to the consumption of burgers to manage this one. (i cant lie, id probably Have a Go with this one!)

3. The Fifth Third burger
Featured on a number of news shows in America, this burger was recently added to the West Michigan Whitecaps’ ballpark menu.
It’s named after team sponsor Fifth Third Bancorp and combines burger, chili, nacho cheese, Fritos, salsa, lettuce, tomato and sour cream with its bun.
It reportedly weighs in at 4lbs and 4,800 calories. Not for the faint of heart.

2. The Luther burger
Bacon cheeseburger and glazed doughnuts are two words never usually heard in the same sentence.
However, this burger takes that taboo and smashes it with its heady mix of sweet and salty.
This burger is so greasy you can practically feel your arteries clog just looking at it.

1. THE BUTTER BURGER
The Butter burger is said to hail from Milwaukee, where ‘there is no such thing as too much butter’.
Each burger contains up to two tablespoons of the substance, according to Roadfood.com.
It is used in both the cooking and the serving of the burger, as well as in the cooking of accompanying burger toppings.

The Fire Extinguishing Grenade

Designer Brian Kang suggests a grenade concept, not for destruction, but for helping the fire fighters who risk their lives many times. But how can a grenade work as an extinguisher? The procedure to use it is just like an actual grenade – hold the grenade, remove the safety lock to release the pin, and throw towards the fire. P-reeeeety cool no?

The KFC Double Down WTF??

Are you looking to commit suicide very slowly with food? KFC is here to help! Its new Double Down sandwich is coming to a KFC sad factory near you on April 12th.

You see, it’s a sandwich, but instead of bread it uses fried f@*king chicken. And in between those two pieces of fried chicken? Bacon and cheese, of course. And what looks like a mayonnaise of some sort, just to add some more fat to the equation.

The Super Duo: In The Studio With Ed Sheeran

As you may or may not know, when it comes to my music, im SUPER picky with who I collaborate with, its so bad infact that i can count on one hand the number of people that ive worked with on my guitar stuff and that includes engineers and producers too.

Enter Ed Sheeran, the 19 year old musical genius that does it ALL, singing, sonwriting,plays guitar, keys (a lil) and puts on one of the BEST one man shows I have ever seen. I reached out to him through the recommendation of Guy Chambers (who we’ve both been working with), sayng how much Id love to work and much to my surprise he was trying to get a hold of me for the same reason!

Although we couldnt be any more different, the simularites we share are crazy, its like where polar opposites of the same magnet lol.

when someone I click with this much comes along doing just one song isnt enough, and we’ve both agreed that a big batch of stuff is the only option. Its either that or the etire world collapses, or something of the same epic epicness.

Oh yeah!! he joined up to S.A.N.G.A (super awesome nerd genius army) too! and by joined i mean i added him and without him knowing :p

Anyway! Expect Awesome music on the way from the new super duo! watch this space!

seiko’s “active Matrix” – the Most futuristic watch to date.


Seiko’s been doing the whole E-Ink wristwatch thing for years now, but the vast majority of ’em could really only be viewed when looking directly down onto the so-called dial. The appropriately named “Future Now” EPD watch aims to change all that, with an “active matrix” E-Ink display that allows for the same 180 degrees of visibility that you’ve come to expect in the average LCD panel. The all-black watch made its debut at Basel World 2010, boasting a grand total of 80,000 pixels, each of which are capable of displaying four shades of grey. Seiko’s also trumpeting the achievements in power reduction, though we aren’t informed of exactly how long this thing can shuffle minutes away before needing a recharge. Either way, I couldn’t be more anxious to see this gem hit store shelves — hop on past the break for a quick look at exactly what we mean.

SKIP TO 3:28 for the e-ink!!