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All my super old but still amazing blog posts \(^-^)/

The Prometheus Device: Flame Manipulation!

Everett Bradford… Just one man with the dream of a super power, but unlike the rest of us comic book geeks he went the extra mile, for all of us… I salute you sir!

Introducing the prometheus device! i would go into it and explain, but everett does it all on his own haha, check the vid!

The Eye Candy

This is really freakish, but at the same time that makes me want to try it all the more! This EYE CANDY is USB candy. It is a very special candy. “Each of your senses (touch, smell, sight, taste, hearing) sends information to the brain at a different frequency. The brain determines where the sensorial information it receives comes from by the frequency at which it resonates, it can then process it in the appropriate way (e.g. turn sight information from the eyes into pictures in the mind).” Eye Candy transmit information from the tongue to the brain at the frequency that the eyes usually send visual information to the brain. That’s why, when you put Eye Candy on your tongue (and not underneath), you see images in your head. It is available in six flavors, depending on what you want to ‘see’, Cool! You can choose from a relaxing fish, a socializing star and a meditative circle, amongst others. The candy that provides you with a new way to see.

Buy it HERE If anyone gets it before me, let me know what happens!!!

The Dog-O-Mat – Automatic Dog Washing Vending Machine

yup, this is real. a dog washing-machine… That’s the Dog-O-Matic, a mini car-wash that transforms pets from filthy to fluffy in half an hour. By Frenchman Romain Jarry, who insists this device is no cruel, and success with the Dog-O-Matic in his home town of St Max(near Nancy). He plans to introduce it to U.K. next year.
Mr Jarry said: ‘It doesn’t take long to wash the dog – usually a few minutes. The longest part is the drying. The dogs don’t seem to get bored. They just sit there and they come out clean.’
In the vending machine, the owner can select the required wash cycle and dog sizemachine. It costs the equivalent of £13 to wash a small dog, £22 for medium size, rising to £31 for the largest customers.

The Sony Fusion Coffee Table

this table is amazing, I need one!
Crafted in matte black aluminum with a sleek chrome lining and supported by arched chrome legs, the Sony Fusion just takes a push of the button to convert the table into a work station with sleek touch sensitive keyboard and adjustable screen. The table top effortlessly splits in half and soundlessly slides apart to reveal the LED outlined keyboard, screen and DVD drive on the side of the table.

My Cigarette Amp

I almost forgot to blog this! My pride and joy! America has this company that makes these mini guitar amps made from cigarette boxes, but being an American company, they only use american brands like parliament (which is pretty crappy)

that being said, i dug out my glue gun and soldering kit to make my very own cigarette box amp with the uk’s very own mayfair box! it only needs a 9v battery (and an electric guitar lol) and your ready t rock out anywhere. I will not pretend that I’m not COMPLETELY chuffed at myself fro making this!

Mixing Down The New Faith SFX Feature Album: Man or Machine

When I first decided to build my own studio, I pre-planned out every single last detail except for probably the most vital one: “who’s gonna engineer?” that left me with no option but to self teach myself, and 3 years on I can proudly say i’ve mixed projects like Scorcher- Simply The Best Vol.1, Frisco – Back To Da Lab 2, Chipmunk – Whatever The Weather Vol 1&2, as well as ALL my own stuff including Full Metal ALchemist.

Now ever since my solo work took a sudden turn for the best, I’ve Srayed from mixing other peoples projects as its SO time consuming, but when my mate Faith Sfx told me the sound he wanted was that of my mixtape full metal, i thought “why not? mixing other peoples stuff wasnt THAT bad right?”

WRONG
Faiths New Project is a VERY challenging one at that: every single instrumental of every single track track was made by ONLY his mouth, which is quite frankly, insane. As if that wasn’t sick enough, it features the very cream of the underground scene from the likes of chipmunk, ghetts, p-money, dot rotten and lowkey down to new draft pics like maxsta, double s, there’s even a feature from yours truly heh heh 😀

As amazing as this feature album is, I’m VERY VERY happy that this sunday is my last day working on it as its stopped me doing all the amazing-ness planned for your guys like my free downloads and starting my show (more on that later).

It also means ill stop looking like this:

and go back to looking like this:

Im not quiiiite sure when the release date for “Man Or Machine” is but I’ll be sure to keep you updated here. look out for it! :p

The Playstation Move

Playstaion Finally Unveils its brand new motion controller named “The Playstation Move.” The first game thats been compatible so far is Socom 4 Now I’m a true Playstation lover through and through, but even I cant deny this is a BLATANT rip off of the Nintendo Wii. Nintendo have no one but themselves to blame though, haven’t they ever heard of copyright?? jheez.

Anyway, here it is, there’s a video of it in action too so scroll down and check it out