You Can Now Buy A Fully Operational Mech-Warrior Robot. No, For Real

diesel-powered-mechwarriorneon genesis evangelion fangirls and boys the world over must be freaking the hell out. The dream is real. you can now be a pilot of your very own diesel fueled Mech Robot, equipped with weapons and everything. Standing at 13 feet tall, weighing 4.4 tons and known as the Kuratas, this giant MechWarrior actually has a cockpit for you to ride inside, and looks like a truly promising addition the SkyNet program.

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you can buy this amazing bit of machinery HERE …but you’re gonna need about 1.5 million dollars. IF ANY SUPER FAMOUS CELEB BROWSES THIS WEBSITE BY CHANCE AND BUYS ONE OF THESE BADBOYS EMAIL ME AND LET ME HAVE A GO!!

If Olympic Speed Skating Was Part of Super Mario Kart (Video)

After watching two weeks of sports you never normally care for, or fully understand, you may be asking why the short track skaters don’t just…you know…throw a blue shell at the end? This great video shows what would happen if they did.

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HOYO: Smartphone Shower Case

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The HOYO(on kickstarter) has been specifically designed to allow smart phone owners to take their device into the shower with them knowing that it is completely protected from water damage.
“HOYO is a 100% water- and dust-proof smart pocket with a new twist. It protects your phone in harsh and humid environments while giving you full-touch control over your mobile or music player. Hang HOYO on your shower curtain, bathroom wall, kitchen or work site at all times. Tuck your mobile in every time you decide to take a shower, prepare a meal or get in gear to take on that hard dirty job – at the factory, garage or field. HOYO – the companion of every shower curtain. Come water, grease or dust, your mobile is safe, connected and playing your top tunes.”

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Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy Trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTZ2Tp9yXyM

 

“From Marvel, the studio that brought you the global blockbuster franchises of Iron Man, Thor, Captain America and The Avengers, comes a new team–the Guardians of the Galaxy. An action-packed, epic space adventure, Marvel’s “Guardians of the Galaxy” expands the Marvel Cinematic Universe into the cosmos, where brash adventurer Peter Quill finds himself the object of an unrelenting bounty hunt after stealing a mysterious orb coveted by Ronan, a powerful villain with ambitions that threaten the entire universe. To evade the ever-persistent Ronan, Quill is forced into an uneasy truce with a quartet of disparate misfits–Rocket, a gun-toting raccoon; Groot, a tree-like humanoid; the deadly and enigmatic Gamora; and the revenge-driven Drax the Destroyer. But when Quill discovers the true power of the orb and the menace it poses to the cosmos, he must do his best to rally his ragtag rivals for a last, desperate stand–with the galaxy’s fate in the balance.”

The Secret Of Krispy Kremes And How To Make Them Taste 1000 Times Better

tumblr_n0uax6Cbg91qg78wpo1_500If You’ve had a krispy Kreme doughnut from your supermarket, or one of their stalls at the bigger train stations, then you might have the same view that I had about them which was: “meh, they’re pretty nice I guess…” but they wasn’t something I’d exactly jump for joy about. While I was at a mates house we somehow got on  the topic  of the glazed doughnuts and how the taste was a little overhyped, and this is when it all changed. My mate grabbed a plain glazed doughnut and threw it in the microwave for 15 seconds…. MY GOD it was incredible. It tasted like the fresh warm doughnuts you get at the funfair or circus and EVERYONE knows those are the best doughnuts on the planet.

Now I totally get why the queues were so long at the krispy kreme stores when they first opened, Its because you got them badboys WARM.

Now Days Im looking like Shinobu Oshino lol.

Live Show & And Touring Update + Beatboxing with Faith Sfx

Right, so for the last month I’ve been releasing music under my real name ‘Jovel’ as opposed to the band name Random Impulse & its going really well.  So well in fact that im being asked, quite frequently, about when and where Im going to be performing live, so I thought I’d address it & give you a little update on the matter.

Im currently working out a BRAND NEW live show; New songs AND a new set up, which is taking a little time to get perfect, but believe me, its coming along very very quickly. I dont want to give to much away, but its going to be quite different from the Random Impulse setup I toured with in the past, but just as awesome I promise. As you can probably tell from listening to the music ive been releasing recently, This material is a lot more personal to me, and this new set up will mirror that, but at the same time keeping the strong and vibrant energy that my band had so keep your eyes peeled, I’ll be out on the road sooner than you think

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In other news I went to see my boy Faith Sfx on Tuesday.

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If you’re unfamiliar with him he’s a world champion beatboxer, arguably the best in the country, and is regularly seen with Plan B both on tour & in the studio. one minute we’re  having a long talk and catch up about our future plans, and the next he’s giving me lessons on how to beatbox and looping using one of these

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What has this got to do with my live show though? Nothing? Everything?  all will be revealed soon enough, theres a method to the madness trust me.

Never Forget: Big Narstie Is A SPITTER First And Formost a SPITTER (Video)

Ive known Big narstie for a very very very long time. So long infact that I can’t even remember when we first met. If youve never heard of Big Narstie before and now decide to google him, you’ll probably be presented with a mass amount of his ‘uncle pain’ videos, giving the impression that he must be some talented new comedian of some sort. Now dont get me wrong, Narst is REALLy REALLy funny, but where he shines even more than his comedic prowess is spitting. This is a monster of a track man. check it out