Recipe Ghetto Pizza – EVERYONE Has Their own Version Of This, If You Don’t You’ve Got Problems!

Recipe Ghetto Pizza – EVERYONE Has Their own Version Of This, If You Don’t You’ve Got Problems!

You’re at home, broke as fuck,  its stupid late but want pizza: the solution is you going into the fridge and creating whatever abomination you can muster with the ingredients you find and just like that, The Ghetto Pizza is born, or Gourmet Cheese On Toast if you wanna feel good about yourself.

 

Luckily I had quite a lot of pizza-ish ingredients  in the house: salami, cheese, italian herbs, mushroom and tomato puree. Oh and two slices of toast obiously

 

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Now Seeing as I’m fancy as fuck, I had some french roulé cheese in the house too (doesnt everyone?) and I spread that with tomato puree for a more creamy sauce

 

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Italian herbs for the win

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chop and throw on as many ingredients as you can and throw it under the grill

 

 

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and bam! the ghetto pizza is complete!

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Money shot! kaplow!

IMG_0577Anyway here was my recipe:

The Pizza Topped With 20 Mini Pizzas!

Ive not decided whether or not id tag this as looking delicious or not, but id definitely give it a try!

what makes this pizza even more bizarre is the reason it was actually made. The final piece was a collage of different cultures’ food (Hawaiian, vegan, meat lovers, macaroni, pepperoni, pesto pine nut, etc.), a collage of the actual pizza itself in an attempt at providing some perspective to the viewer of the levels of experience they might be having outside of the pizza, and finally a collage of the people attending the opening and participating in the piece by putting it inside of them.

fancy no?