You’re at home, broke as fuck, its stupid late but want pizza: the solution is you going into the fridge and creating whatever abomination you can muster with the ingredients you find and just like that, The Ghetto Pizza is born, or Gourmet Cheese On Toast if you wanna feel good about yourself.
Luckily I had quite a lot of pizza-ish ingredients in the house: salami, cheese, italian herbs, mushroom and tomato puree. Oh and two slices of toast obiously
Now Seeing as I’m fancy as fuck, I had some french roulé cheese in the house too (doesnt everyone?) and I spread that with tomato puree for a more creamy sauce
Italian herbs for the win
chop and throw on as many ingredients as you can and throw it under the grill
and bam! the ghetto pizza is complete!
Money shot! kaplow!