Recipe Ghetto Pizza – EVERYONE Has Their own Version Of This, If You Don’t You’ve Got Problems!

Recipe Ghetto Pizza – EVERYONE Has Their own Version Of This, If You Don’t You’ve Got Problems!

You’re at home, broke as fuck,  its stupid late but want pizza: the solution is you going into the fridge and creating whatever abomination you can muster with the ingredients you find and just like that, The Ghetto Pizza is born, or Gourmet Cheese On Toast if you wanna feel good about yourself.


Luckily I had quite a lot of pizza-ish ingredients  in the house: salami, cheese, italian herbs, mushroom and tomato puree. Oh and two slices of toast obiously




Now Seeing as I’m fancy as fuck, I had some french roulé cheese in the house too (doesnt everyone?) and I spread that with tomato puree for a more creamy sauce



Italian herbs for the win



chop and throw on as many ingredients as you can and throw it under the grill




and bam! the ghetto pizza is complete!



Money shot! kaplow!

IMG_0577Anyway here was my recipe:

The New Shaped £1 Coin Coming out

The New Shaped £1 Coin Coming out

The Royal Mint is introducing the new coin as it believes 3% of existing £1 coins are fake. Im a sucker for new shit so im all for it. as long as the tax aint going up just to manufacture it im down!


“The move comes amid concerns about the 30-year old coin’s vulnerability to counterfeiting, with an estimated 45 million forgeries in circulation.

The new coin is based on the design of the old threepenny bit, a 12-sided coin in circulation between 1937 and 1971.

A competition will be held to decide what image to put on the “tails” side of the coin.”


The UK’s first gold-dispensing Vending Machine

Im actually going to buy some gold you know. Times are changing, moneys @ an all time low in terms of value but raw materials never change.

The UK’s first gold-dispensing ATM machine has been installed at Westfield shopping centre in London. It will dispense various sizes of 24-carat gold coins and bars in a matter of seconds. The machine also updates the prices every ten minutes, keeping the profit margin in-line with the ever-changing rate of bling blocks. It lets you buy up to $10,000 worth of gold in one go. Just slide your credit card in and you’re good to go.