You’re at home, broke as fuck, its stupid late but want pizza: the solution is you going into the fridge and creating whatever abomination you can muster with the ingredients you find and just like that, The Ghetto Pizza is born, or Gourmet Cheese On Toast if you wanna feel good about yourself.
Luckily I had quite a lot of pizza-ish ingredients in the house: salami, cheese, italian herbs, mushroom and tomato puree. Oh and two slices of toast obiously
Now Seeing as I’m fancy as fuck, I had some french roulé cheese in the house too (doesnt everyone?) and I spread that with tomato puree for a more creamy sauce
Italian herbs for the win
chop and throw on as many ingredients as you can and throw it under the grill
and bam! the ghetto pizza is complete!
Money shot! kaplow!
Anyway here was my recipe:
The Royal Mint is introducing the new coin as it believes 3% of existing £1 coins are fake. Im a sucker for new shit so im all for it. as long as the tax aint going up just to manufacture it im down!
“The move comes amid concerns about the 30-year old coin’s vulnerability to counterfeiting, with an estimated 45 million forgeries in circulation.
The new coin is based on the design of the old threepenny bit, a 12-sided coin in circulation between 1937 and 1971.
A competition will be held to decide what image to put on the “tails” side of the coin.”
Im applying for a position in the top 10 rapper department in 2014. heres my C.V. from my forthcoming EP ‘G.S.D’ out later this month – The Latter
So the other day i had a lil interview with Alex GT over @ fly fm, my first interview as ‘Jovel’ as it goes which is cool. It was nice to actually explain all the changes, what to look forward to from me and everything else fully and all in all it was a good interview. if youre interested you can check out the interview on mixcloud HERE
Im actually going to buy some gold you know. Times are changing, moneys @ an all time low in terms of value but raw materials never change.
The UK’s first gold-dispensing ATM machine has been installed at Westfield shopping centre in London. It will dispense various sizes of 24-carat gold coins and bars in a matter of seconds. The machine also updates the prices every ten minutes, keeping the profit margin in-line with the ever-changing rate of bling blocks. It lets you buy up to $10,000 worth of gold in one go. Just slide your credit card in and you’re good to go.