My NEW Twitter + My FREE 47 Track Mixtape!

My NEW Twitter + My FREE 47 Track Mixtape!

I’ve been slacking a little on the updates with what’s going on with me recently, but thats only because I had a lot to prepare content wise for you all.

As you may (or may not) know, I’ve put my band ‘random impulse’ and have started a new project using my real name ‘Jovel.’ Now Random Impulse is by no means gone, It’ll be back, but you have to go with the flow of wherever your creative juices take you, hence this new project. Now this new music isn’t going to be 100% completely different, but its definitely different enough for me to need a new alias for it.

the MAIN difference, without sounding cheesy, is that this new music is honest: Its all from things Ive really seen and experienced, without trying to compromise anything to make it more ‘universal.’ Sonically its… well you’ll hear for yourself, and I’ve got a big surprise for you with how Im going to present it in the live shows.

MY NEW TWITTER

ANYWAY!!! because random impulse is on hiatus & wont be tweeting anything, I have to start a NEW twitter for this project which is @JovelMusic So if you could all follow me on that, I can stay in touch with you and keep you updated as and when things happen, as well as answer any questions you have etc.

 

THE 47 FREE TRACK MIXTAPE

The ‘Downloads’ section of this blog has been naked for quite a while now, so Ive decided to compile ALL of the refixes Ive done and my ‘100 tracks in 4 minutes’ freestyle into one quick download. If you don’t know, my refixes are where I pick a song, remake the entire instrumental from scratch using electric guitar, drums, base and synth, then write and perform my own lyrics that are based on the original. Im gonna be throwing this out once this new twitter gets 1000 followers, and although its only been a day, i’ve got half of that already. so get following and keep your ears peeled in the next few days for this mixtape & a LOT more secret content dropping, but more on that later

The Refixes Collection

The Apple iWatch

The Apple iWatch

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iKnow, we all waiting in anticipation for something spectacular to come forth and the iWatch rumors are pretty strong. So if we were to indulge in fantasy for a minute, then this is how Esben Oxholm thinks the Apple team would design the phone/watch. Heavily inspired by the look of the iPhone 5 and sporting a minimalistic, sleek look, the watch is crafted with black aluminum on the outside and a thin layer of soft matte rubber on the inside.

 

It has got the highly recognizable round home button as the only physical button. The rest of the fun happens on the newly developed slightly double curved touch screen. The iWatch can be fitted to your liking, by removing or adding spacers in the lower part of the bendy bracelet.

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This Optical Illusion Will Blow Your MIND,100%, No Matter How Many Times You Watch It

Is it witchcraft? Sorcery? Nope, it’s just your eyes pulling a fast one on your brain. I still don’t understand what just happened.

 

This crazy dinosaur was created by Brusspup, an illusion specialist. It’s called the “hollow face illusion,” and it works because your brain assumes that anything resembling a face is convex, rather than concave.

Even though the eye to your right is technically farther away from you, your brain believes that because the image is a face, it must actually be closer. It’s the same reason why the teeth and nostrils look so close to you, even though they’re actually inverted. It may seem frustrating, but the other option is for your brain to see everyone’s face as a crater.

 

Holy fuck – The iPhone PRO!!!

Holy fuck – The iPhone PRO!!!

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“Simply love this version of the iPhone 6, it has so much substance to it, and as designer Michael Muyunda puts its, this is a pro version that is conceptualized to release alongside the iPhone 6. It is a version meant for developers and power users and is based on technology that should be available between now and the near future. This concept sees the use of a centered more square battery because the regular iPhone layout will not work with the back ‘windows’ layout.

  • This concept shows a practical way to run a desktop OS on a mobile phone. Everything unnecessary such as the system UI and desktop has been removed.
  • The sidebar is used to search all desktop apps.
  • When a desktop app is opened, Linux is virtually booted and the rest are ready to use.
  • When you press ‘Close all’, Linux is shutdown.
  • One of the main problems with a desktop OS is the UI size and this can be easily fixed with a smart zoom feature.
  • When your finger is hovered close to the screen a zoomed area will appear so you can easily get work done easily.
  • The dock recognizes the iPhone via NFC and wirelessly streams the display over Wi-Fi to any apple device.
  • The device will also include a HDMI dongle, which can be plugged into any HDMI display much like the chromecast.
  • The USB ports can be used to fully convert your phone into a PC by connecting peripherals such as keyboard and mice or you could use Bluetooth.”

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The Little Gadget That Turns Water Into Wine

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Perform the holiest of miracles by turning your useless supply of life sustaining drinking water into actual wine with this incredible machine. This revolutionary device makes it possible to transform water into a rich and flavorful wine. Jesus just became obsolete.

Editor’s note: it has been revealed by the creator of this product that this item was a spoof marketing campaign to raise awareness for bringing clean drinking water to underpriviledged nations. For more information, please visit their website – http://themiraclemachine.net.