10 Things I’m Definitely Having In My House When Im A Billionaire

all of these things in one house? you’d NEVER leave. I’ll make it happen, or die trying!

1.An entire room dedicated to sleepovers with a fireplace and 50″ projection screen
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2.This ultra secret bedroom closet waterslide that leads to a luxurious indoor pool

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3.A relaxing ceiling hammock for lazy naps

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4.A swimming pool that doubles as a home theater

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5.A kitchen trap door, leading to a huge underground wine cellar (and all the fine, vintage wines I’ll own)

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 6.A secret agent-like popup garage that you’ll show off to every guest

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7.A staircase that doubles as a slide for me…I mean the kids

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8. An actual creek that flows peacefully under the house

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9.An enormous, luxurious waterfall shower & bath

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This summer-ready swim-up bar and gril

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The Alphabet Sandwich – TWENTY SIX different Toppings

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DudeFoods made a towering sandwich with 26 different toppings, each one starting with a different letter of the alphabet – 
Here’s a rundown:
Avocado
Bacon
Cheese
Doritos
Egg
Fish sticks
Garlic bread
Ham
Italian sausage patty
Jalapeño peppers
Krispy Kreme doughnut
Lettuce
Macaroni and cheese
Noodles
Onion rings
Pepperoni
Queso blanco dip
Ramen noodles
Spinach
Turkey burger
Usingers bratwurst
Veal Parmesan
Waffle
Xylocarp (coconut)
Yams
Zucchini

 

Ive gotta say – A for creativity and all that, but I dont think this is something Id particularly wanna it. Kinda looks gross…

The Insane New App That Allows You To Read Novels In Under 90 Minutes – FOR REAL!

The reading game is about to change forever. Boston-based software developer Spritz has been in “stealth mode” for three years, tinkering with their program and leasing it out to different ebooks, apps, and other platforms.

Now, Spritz is about to go public with Samsung’s new line of wearable technology.

Other apps have offered up similar types of rapid serial visual presentation to enhance reading speed and convenience on mobile devices in the past.

However, what Spritz does differently (and brilliantly) is manipulate the format of the words to more appropriately line them up with the eye’s natural motion of reading.

The “Optimal Recognition Point” (ORP) is slightly left of the center of each word, and is the precise point at which our brain deciphers each jumble of letters.

The unique aspect of Spritz is that it identifies the ORP of each word, makes that letter red and presents all of the ORPs at the same space on the screen.

In this way, our eyes don’t move at all as we see the words, and we can therefore process information instantaneously rather than spend time decoding each word.

The game done changed. Try it for yourself.

 

250 Words Per Minute

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350 Words Per Minute

 

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Recipe Ghetto Pizza – EVERYONE Has Their own Version Of This, If You Don’t You’ve Got Problems!

Recipe Ghetto Pizza – EVERYONE Has Their own Version Of This, If You Don’t You’ve Got Problems!

You’re at home, broke as fuck,  its stupid late but want pizza: the solution is you going into the fridge and creating whatever abomination you can muster with the ingredients you find and just like that, The Ghetto Pizza is born, or Gourmet Cheese On Toast if you wanna feel good about yourself.

 

Luckily I had quite a lot of pizza-ish ingredients  in the house: salami, cheese, italian herbs, mushroom and tomato puree. Oh and two slices of toast obiously

 

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Now Seeing as I’m fancy as fuck, I had some french roulé cheese in the house too (doesnt everyone?) and I spread that with tomato puree for a more creamy sauce

 

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Italian herbs for the win

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chop and throw on as many ingredients as you can and throw it under the grill

 

 

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and bam! the ghetto pizza is complete!

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Money shot! kaplow!

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My NEW Twitter + My FREE 47 Track Mixtape!

My NEW Twitter + My FREE 47 Track Mixtape!

I’ve been slacking a little on the updates with what’s going on with me recently, but thats only because I had a lot to prepare content wise for you all.

As you may (or may not) know, I’ve put my band ‘random impulse’ and have started a new project using my real name ‘Jovel.’ Now Random Impulse is by no means gone, It’ll be back, but you have to go with the flow of wherever your creative juices take you, hence this new project. Now this new music isn’t going to be 100% completely different, but its definitely different enough for me to need a new alias for it.

the MAIN difference, without sounding cheesy, is that this new music is honest: Its all from things Ive really seen and experienced, without trying to compromise anything to make it more ‘universal.’ Sonically its… well you’ll hear for yourself, and I’ve got a big surprise for you with how Im going to present it in the live shows.

MY NEW TWITTER

ANYWAY!!! because random impulse is on hiatus & wont be tweeting anything, I have to start a NEW twitter for this project which is @JovelMusic So if you could all follow me on that, I can stay in touch with you and keep you updated as and when things happen, as well as answer any questions you have etc.

 

THE 47 FREE TRACK MIXTAPE

The ‘Downloads’ section of this blog has been naked for quite a while now, so Ive decided to compile ALL of the refixes Ive done and my ‘100 tracks in 4 minutes’ freestyle into one quick download. If you don’t know, my refixes are where I pick a song, remake the entire instrumental from scratch using electric guitar, drums, base and synth, then write and perform my own lyrics that are based on the original. Im gonna be throwing this out once this new twitter gets 1000 followers, and although its only been a day, i’ve got half of that already. so get following and keep your ears peeled in the next few days for this mixtape & a LOT more secret content dropping, but more on that later

The Refixes Collection